Saturday, April 10, 2010

Lord George Counts His Audience

- Another chestnut from the continuing sage of our noted playwright, Lord George Bernard Noel Shakespeare Coward –

Producer (peaking through the curtain): We’ve got some people taking their seats.
LC: How many?
Producer: Well, Lord George, just between you and me, we outnumber them.

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Warning: funny history, not true.

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