Lord George Puts Audience in Aisle

- Another chestnut from the continuing sage of our noted playwright, Lord George Bernard Noel Shakespeare Coward –

Friend: So, was your play a hit?
LC: The last act had the audience rolling in the aisles. Well, some were rolling, a few just sat there in a daze rubbing their eyes, but most were just leaving.

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Warning: funny history, not true.